bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
i bet if the one direction bus breaks down they just attach ropes and chains to liam and he pulls it to the nearest town
AU MEME: Where Britney Spears and Mariah Carey become best friends.
i did a thing y’all.